You’ve got underwear stuck to your back.

You’ve got underwear stuck to your back.

My neighbor’s son, Oliver, has a Ninja Turtles t-shirt with a Velcro-cape. For weeks he’s been running through the house, school playground and Target, cape flying behind him. He loves it. And I’m pretty impressed how my neighbor has kept track of the detachable cape....
Now I’m my own Magic Kingdom.

Now I’m my own Magic Kingdom.

In 2004, my mom gave us Disneyland passes for Christmas and we’ve had them almost every year since. But for most of those years Disneyland was an escape from my real life. Marriage problems, teenager problems, and my many developing medical conditions made me want to...